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Forwarded from a friend who knows how I love running down the origins of Christmas traditions:

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the traineee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

Hey! How are you? You look great today! You have the most amazing smile! It makes your eyes twinkle! I don’t tell you enough how special you are to me!

Elections are magical events for revealing all of our filters. As I stayed up late last night marveling that at one point less than 400 votes separated Obama and McCain in Missouri with more than 3.5 million votes cast there, one of the conservative talking heads on CNN made the comment that by any historical standards this was not a landslide win (agreed) and certainly not a mandate for left wing liberal policies. I suspect this particular commenter viewed anything left of the far right of the republican party as falling into that liberal bucket.

Senator Stevens’ ridiculous I-had-no-idea defense went for naught, and he is now a convicted felon.

Will we see a Mavericky call by Senator McCain and Governor Palin for this convicted criminal to resign his Senate post immediately?[EDITORS ADDITION: McCain did indeed publicly call for Stevens to resign. Its good to see there is still a sense of what is right left in McCain after a campaign that I can only believe he will look back on with nothing but regret. Governor Palin voiced regret for Stevens and Alaska, but made no similar call for him to step down. Hopefully the voters in Alaska will do the right thing.]

I don’t know what to say. My family and some friends tried to tell me, tried to help me see. I guess it just took seeing all of this in one spot, so obviously true, to open my eyes. Unfortunately I’ve already sent that ballot in and this election is over for me. But there may still be time for some of you. Please, before you mark that ballot you must read this. I feel so abused. Thank you Jon Swift and damn you Katie Couric and the rest!!

Are you following the polling data? McCain had a small bounce starting just before the last debate that had the republican hopeful projecting the fall of the Obama rocket. But it is looking more and more like something of a dead cat bounce. Here’s some cool info–

I put them in order for you….I promise you will laugh!

Britain is Repossessing the U.S.A.
A Message adapted and updated from Mr. John Cleese:

To the Citizens of the United States of America:

In light of the strong possibility you are about to elect an elderly gentleman with a bad temper and a lady who thinks she can run foreign policy because she can see Russia from her house, as President and President-In-Waiting of the USA and thus to risk Life As We Know It for everyone else on the Planet, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Here’s what I would ask:

Senator McCain and Senator Obama, you have both been bitch-slapped by organizations like factcheck.org repeatedly for misleading ads and stump statements. These are statements that I’m sure both of you are smart enough to know are either outright lies or misleading statements designed to tar your opponent unfairly. Now in the last week the ads have taken an even nastier turn with even more distortions. I’m sick of hearing all of them. I find it all offensive. Will you both agree to submit your ads to an independent fact-checking organization prior to running them and not show any ads they deem misleading or lies? Or perhaps just agree to pay for them to have equal ad time to debunk your more ridiculous assertions?

I love Jessica Hagy’s stuff. But maybe McCain is right. Maybe we do need just one more politician in Washington to solve this big problem. Yeah, thats all we need…