My brother sent me some more photos from his X-Men Mansion in Ohio. You may remember the plastivorous squirrels that had defeated the “squirrel-proof” bird feeder by eating the plastic cover? Well, they are now apparently mutating into some sort of X-Men (so to speak) iron eating squirrels. Those are squirrel teeth markings on that chair (don’t ask me how I know, just trust me on this one). Is it a chemical deficiency? Or do we blame this on either global warming or Al Gore, depending on your politics?
And its not just the squirrels. They are apparently raising an army. Note the bird bombings across the instrument panel of the family Bradley Fighting Vehicle. Is starting to get a little twilight zony…I’ll, um, keep you informed. But perhaps its is best to not wait any longer. Start building that animal bomb shelter now.
