So I made my kids dinner tonight of Montreal Chicken, steamed rice and veggies. My daughter says, “It was ok, but it kind of tasted like steak.”

For full proper effect, scrunch up nose in disapproval as you say the line. Really….

Beer Warning !!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer.”

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large “kegs”. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

It will begin early. My 8 year-old daughter will loudly sneak into my room to wake up her 5 year-old brother who will have snuck in to sleep with me in my bed at some point in the night. She will end up loudly whispering at him and pulling him from the bed. They will then disappear amid giggles to the kitchen downstairs where I will hear pans banging and things being dropped, followed by yells form the older to the younger to stop something-or-other.

Just Funny….

So my favorite bench at my favorite coffee house sits in front of the hair salon next door. I often show up at the coffee shop on an off day after a visit to the Y and am sort of a sweaty puddle, sitting there reading the sports or business section. I guess I’m not exactly a billboard advertisement for the ladies working hard inside. I kept thinking at some point they’d send some muscle out and lean on me to find a new bench. But that didn’t happen.

Somewhere back east on Wednesday morning a baseball fan will pick up his sports section, glance briefly at the Giants/Marlins boxscore and think, yeah, the Giants have to beat those guys, and move on. What he might miss was a bit history that might very well slip by a baseball media more interested in Roger Clemens’ Single A start and Barry Bonds big head. Last night Jason Schmidt grabbed a bit of history and firmly etched his name as the most dominant Giants pitcher of his generation.