Kudos to the worth1000.com guys for this image. With last week’s news that Apple is actually raising its very small market share numbers to a sligtly larger very small number, I found this one amusing.

WASHINGTON , DC (AP) - Congress is considering sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislation by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

This has not been one of my better weeks. The highlight, so to speak, was having my car window shattered and my briefcase stolen from my car parked on a busy City street, at dinner time on Thursday night. I know what you’re thinking? Was I stupid enough to leave something of potential value visible in my car? The answer is yes, I was just that stupid. A friend is leaving for New York and I wanted to at least make an appearance at the party. After driving around for 20 minutes looking for a parking place, any parking place within several blocks of the restaurant, I got lucky and caught a couple jumping in their car. Right place at the right time. I was late, stuffed my iPod in my briefcase and shoved it on the florrboard, out of easy sight. At least that was my theory. Ten seconds it would have taken to put it in the trunk.

With my two brothers, taken in Carthage, Missouri about a hundred years ago…