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Forwarded from a friend who knows how I love running down the origins of Christmas traditions:

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the traineee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

Hey! How are you? You look great today! You have the most amazing smile! It makes your eyes twinkle! I don’t tell you enough how special you are to me!

I put them in order for you….I promise you will laugh!

Britain is Repossessing the U.S.A.
A Message adapted and updated from Mr. John Cleese:

To the Citizens of the United States of America:

In light of the strong possibility you are about to elect an elderly gentleman with a bad temper and a lady who thinks she can run foreign policy because she can see Russia from her house, as President and President-In-Waiting of the USA and thus to risk Life As We Know It for everyone else on the Planet, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

I love Jessica Hagy’s stuff. But maybe McCain is right. Maybe we do need just one more politician in Washington to solve this big problem. Yeah, thats all we need…

Check out this hilarious short–great therapy!